ETHAN: Max, I have something to tell you. MAX: Your gay? ETHAN: You wish. I'm going to turn into a fully fledged psychopath, who lurks behind walls and in the shadows, seducting every woman in site because of my Oedopus complex. MAX: Oh my god. What about me? ETHAN: You also will have a deep rooted psychological complex that the writers won't bother to explain. To that effect, you will marry a woman who looks just like my mother and then became a vindictive sociopathic bastard, just when step down from my mental state. MARY (coming out): ETHAN BLACK! Stop telling Max ludicrous stories! I'm sorry Max, he's addicted to that motel soap Crossroads. ETHAN & MAX: Ahahahahahahaha, |
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