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Last updated 24-09-2004, 22:00 | Sep 09th 2010, 12:21 BST |
Caption Competition Archive
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Week 105: Sam & The Guest
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Suggested Captions!
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Submitted By |
Cheerio , Rosemary Church ! What'll you have Rosey ? I'll have the usual, Danny ! Hey , Elvan ?! Rosemary will have the Pitcher Jug filled with Pickled Pigs Feet doused in Gin , okay ! |
Roger Tommins |
Viewers begin to worry about the slanting of the supposed level bar those two glasses appear to be on ! |
Jill Chance |
Do I look better clothed or nude , Arnie ? I think wearing only your Addais shows in Greece during this time of year will do the trick for you ! |
Bagwell |
Hey , Lester ? Do you think men will find me attractive in drinking ? Well , Sheila ! If you'll go starkers and pour Champagne over youself, and, dance with an Rubber Chicken over your head ! It'll get the Gents interested in you ! |
Willy Bodkins |
Oh , Dr. Laura ! Didn't you get spanked for drinking barefooted from this bar? No, Sam ! It was for dancing the Dirty Yo- Yo that I got the wallop ! |
Dory Druzal |
Guest: I could have been big! I could have been in a soap. And where am I? A dustbin, that's what everyone calls this place. God I need a new agent. |
dave |
Hello Sarah jane - how are you? |
Dan |
Guest: Didn't you used to be Joe Carter? |
Heathbury |
LADY (drunk): People say that life is like a glass that's half full or half empty. SAM: So, what is your life? LADY: Don't you see? This half full glass is my life, I'm attractive, talented, I can have any role I want... THAT empty glass is Crossroads' life. We're all gonna get the sack and this lovely set will be destroyed. SAM: What are you doing?? That's not in the script! |
FanFictionMaster |
Guest: How much?! |
Neil Jones |
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