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Vince Flirts With The Model Garth
Week 42: Vince Flirts With The Model Garth

 

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Oh well it could have been worse you could have been Bradley the handyman, he's slept with Tracy

Jack Frost

Vince: - You only love me for my vol au vents

Mae West

Vince: I know where I'll shove some celery if you don't stop grinning at me...

Neil Jones

Garth dear put your teeth away

Jill Crane

Vince: From what I can feel down there, it's not just your hair that's standing on end!

Valerie Pollard

Ooooo Gareth sweetie a bit of cream's gone astray!

Jill Chance

Yuck your breath stinks Garth

Nicki

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