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Helen on the blower
Week 72: Helen on the blower

 

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Never mind the phone call look at this nude portrait of my mother :S

Jill Chance

Helen: Right so I'm off to Emmergale and Kate's off to The Bill? What about Ryan? What has he been offered Yvon? Yvon: He's been offered the bin, along with the rest of the show.

Dave

Kate:"Helen who is it?" Helen:"No we most certainly did not order a large quantity of heavy-duty axes, you've got the wrong number mate!"

Porter

Kate:"Oh Lucy please don't go, it's not that bad!" LUCY:"Hello is that my agent? Yeah listen im finished with this show, this is the last straw-Yvon Grace is chopping people's heads off in reception and she's getting nearer and nearer!"

Porter

Helen: Look Billy she doesnt want to talk to you now leave her alone! Kate: What's he saying? How is he? Dont tell him I aksed!

Laura

Ryan: Oh my god. Yvon's latest storyline is Aliens in the reception. Kate: Who is it Helen? Helen: Jack the Ripper. Appearantly Yvon offered him a guest role!

day dream believer

No I can't go up to Emmerdale yet cause I'm still here at Crossroads

Kevin

HELEN: u bitch u cant just sack me yvon KATE: Who is it? HELEN: get stuffed

Nicola

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